#1- A fine night. You're busy tweeting; tweeting random stuff, sharing links and getting in touch with your mates. Just then, you glance at your follower's count and see the -100 result. Yes, that mini heart attack.
#2- A great day, you're amidst the celebrations of one of your friend's birthday. You're the only one with a cool cell phone. You take out your phone to live tweet your adventure on twitter (salute to all those who do it!). Your friends see it and under the pretext of snapping photographs, a fight for grabbing it beguns. Yes, that mini heart attack arising out of the fear of your cellphone falling down on floor.
#3- A busy day, you're having very hectic at your end. One after the other, assignments and appointments. No free time, you're on complete #FML mode. Just then your phone rings and your girlfriend reminds you of the promise given to her by you. A mini heart attack.
#4- A full-on-piss-off day. Assuming, you're not an intellegent Einstein and a normal human being. You're having your exams that you took as seriously as having bath on weekends. Question paper falls in your hand and yes, the mini heart attack follows.
#5- Considering you're the same person, the re-run of same mini heart attack on the result day.
#6- You're having some great time. Weekend is on, you've one TB porn. You're busy watching it and some family member enters your room. Till the time you find a way out of the jungles of erotica, you get one mini heart attack.
#7- Happens less frequently to boys and more frequently to girls and sissy guys. You're as usual watching your favourite daily soap with all your concentration and attention. The lead character in it is not feeling well and gets admitted in hospital. There, docs tell he's having cancer and here you get a mini heart attack.
#8- You're on date. Having some great fun. Just then you notice, you've forgot your wallet. That mini heart attack. (Any witty excuse, if this happens with you?)
#9- Happens with very less people, given that you're a cricket fan or at least like to watch it. The situation when you need bunch of runs in very few deliveries. The man in form is still on crease, looking in good touch. He hits the ball in air and there is a man standing under it. A mini heart attack.
#10- A bit boring day. You lie your boss, you'll be not able to come to office as you're having severe head ache. He agrees and you get a holiday. To make a productive use of your holiday, you decide to go for a date to revamp the mistake done in #3. Maybe your boss is too active on foursquare or you're too insane, but you spot him in the same cafe/restaurant you're in. Or the vice versa, he spots you. That mini heart attack!
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